Shorts broke my back.

I spent over two hours bent over a needle, sewing the hem on Hooman's shorts. And now my back is killing me like crazy right above the right kidney.

But I must say, I did a fantastic job.

Post script
I show him the shorts. He is trying them on. Now he's taking them off. Says he wants to "save it." Now he's folding them up and placing them on the hamper thing that we have in the corner for random clothes that don't have a proper drawer. Between you and me: most probably, he will never use them.