12 August, 2008

You're allowed one phone call.

Me: "Hello?"

Hooman: "Hi. The phone rang. It said I had a collect call from an inmate at the Hudson County Correction Facility."

Me: "Oh man!"

Hooman: "So. It wasn't you?"

Me: "Nah. I'm at home."

Hooman: "Great. See you later."

Me: "Bye."

6 comments:

Kak Teh said...

Such confidence he has in you. So touching!

Friend: Who's that lovely lady with you?
My husband: That's no lady - that's my wife!

Anonymous said...

When you're married to a criminal like me, you never know :)

Ailin in Aalborg said...

Hmm...maybe it's Hooman's other wife....

About Blogreader said...

Ooh kinky :) I like it.

Just kidding about the criminal bit, by the way. I'm clean. Also kidding about the threesome, in case anybody is wondering.

pugly said...

Love the new banner :-)

About Blogreader said...

Thanks :)

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